Q: What is David Carradine's favorite game?
A: Hangman

Q: Why did David Carradine have a porno in his car?
A: Because it was Auto-Erotic

Q: Is it true that David Carradine is hung like an elephant?
A: No, they don't hang elephants in Thailand.

Q: What do David Carradine and black men have in common?
A: They are both well hung.

Q: Why was David Carradine bad at playing sports?
A: He always choked.

Q: What's the difference between David Carradine and Heath Ledger?
A: Nothing, now.

Q: What is David Carradine's favorite Chinese food dish?
A: Egg foo hung myself.

Q: Why didn't David Carradine cross the road?
A: Because he hung himself last night.

Q: What do David Carradine's neck and penis have in common?
A: A rope.

Q: What's David Carradine's favorite song?
A: One night in Bangkok.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOL'd.

Q: Why didn't David Carradine cross the road?
A: Because he hung himself last night.


hahahaha

Not too soon!

that's just wrong


but I still laughed

Wow :rofl::rofl::rofl:

nothing surprising from you, as always.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

I'm ashamed of myself

I knew his wife. She used to buy stuff from the auction company my worked at. I'd work there during the summer when I was a kid, running the sheets from the auction block to the middle office. She was really pretty and nice to me. :hs:

edit: his wife at the time o: