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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/1198550185.html
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/1198550185.html
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1998 BMW 318i - $4950 (Auburn)
Reply to:sale-uf9hx-1198550185@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-31, 2:47PM PDT
109,000 miles. Black on black. Clean carfax. 5 speed. Completely stock. tires are 80% Interior is very clean. No rips or tears. one tiny door ding, smaller than a nickel, in drivers door.
****************PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE GOING ANY FARTHER************************************
I sold a car on Craigslist two years ago, and the experience took 5 years off my life. So, i am going to do this a little different this time.
#1. I will not post my phone number. You e mail me and give me yours. this way, i don't get phone calls all hours of the day and night. I will call you when it is convienent for ME.
#2. I am not posting pictures for a reason. last time, I got the "got any more pictures?" Or, when you actually showed up to look at the car, "This 1 inch long, 1 millimeter wide scratch didn't show up in the picture I want a discount. If Idecide you are a serious buyer, i will e mail you pictures. period.
I should use this time for some aplogies from my last sales experience.
To the asian lady that offered me $7000 over the phone for a car i was advertising for $13,000? I certainly apologize now for yelling into the phone to GARGLE MY SACK. I was in a bad mood from all the 'would you take" phone calls. if i had offered the car for $7000, you would offer $2000, so in retrospect, you should still gargle my sack.
To the Hispanic group of 8 that came out, when you told me that you were Juan, and your friend Jose, the buyer, didn't speak English, and I knew you were lying so I looked Jose in the eye and told him his zipper was unzipped, when he looked down at it, i had caught you in a lie. that is why I raised the price $500. because you lied. And whatever did you mean with "You can't do that!" Of course I can do that, its my car. Try not lying next time. At least i didn't call you a beaner, okay? I did however get you to teach me how to say gargle my sack in Spanish. I used it on the next group of you guys that came by with the stupid offer.
For all of you from the Middle East, and this includes Somalians, nigerians, pakistanis, etc. What is the fucking deal with "What is your last price"?
My LAST price? WTF is that? I understand that in your culture, you negotiate all the time. i don't want to. So knock off your bullshit offering half routine. All it does it piss me off. I aplogize to the Yemeni woman for telling your husband he could gargle my sack if he didn't like it. i don't think he understood it was an insult. i don't think you did either, as you two were conversing in some language that sounded like clicks and grunts to me, and when you were finished, neither of you were mad. if i knew how to say gargle my sack in clicks and grunts, I would have said it like that. That way you would have known i wasn't accepting your ridiculous offer.
And to the young man who called and sincerley wanted to buy that car and told me his life story and how you had just moved here from Texas and you needed a car for a door to door sales job, I thank you for sharing all that. And when you asked me if I would finance you myself with $200 down, you should know that when I told you to talk to my room mate, i don't have a room mate. That was me doing my Ronald Reagn impersonation telling you to Well, you really should gargle my sack. Didn't you recognize the voice?
here is how this is going to work. YOU will email me asking any pertinent questions. I will e mail you back with answers. if i don't know, i don't know. Period. I won't call BMW and find out. You can do that.
This would be the time to make any offer you would like. But please, before you do, go to dictionary.com and look up the word reasonable. be advised, i will meet you on MY schedule, not yours. And you will know if you have made a stupid offer by me agreeing to your offer immediatly and telling you to meet me in Enumclaw at the infamous horse ranch.
I will expect green cash no "cashiers checks"
Okay? Any questions about how this is going to work/ Shouldn't be.
Location: Auburn
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1198550185
Reply to:sale-uf9hx-1198550185@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-31, 2:47PM PDT
109,000 miles. Black on black. Clean carfax. 5 speed. Completely stock. tires are 80% Interior is very clean. No rips or tears. one tiny door ding, smaller than a nickel, in drivers door.
****************PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE GOING ANY FARTHER************************************
I sold a car on Craigslist two years ago, and the experience took 5 years off my life. So, i am going to do this a little different this time.
#1. I will not post my phone number. You e mail me and give me yours. this way, i don't get phone calls all hours of the day and night. I will call you when it is convienent for ME.
#2. I am not posting pictures for a reason. last time, I got the "got any more pictures?" Or, when you actually showed up to look at the car, "This 1 inch long, 1 millimeter wide scratch didn't show up in the picture I want a discount. If Idecide you are a serious buyer, i will e mail you pictures. period.
I should use this time for some aplogies from my last sales experience.
To the asian lady that offered me $7000 over the phone for a car i was advertising for $13,000? I certainly apologize now for yelling into the phone to GARGLE MY SACK. I was in a bad mood from all the 'would you take" phone calls. if i had offered the car for $7000, you would offer $2000, so in retrospect, you should still gargle my sack.
To the Hispanic group of 8 that came out, when you told me that you were Juan, and your friend Jose, the buyer, didn't speak English, and I knew you were lying so I looked Jose in the eye and told him his zipper was unzipped, when he looked down at it, i had caught you in a lie. that is why I raised the price $500. because you lied. And whatever did you mean with "You can't do that!" Of course I can do that, its my car. Try not lying next time. At least i didn't call you a beaner, okay? I did however get you to teach me how to say gargle my sack in Spanish. I used it on the next group of you guys that came by with the stupid offer.
For all of you from the Middle East, and this includes Somalians, nigerians, pakistanis, etc. What is the fucking deal with "What is your last price"?
My LAST price? WTF is that? I understand that in your culture, you negotiate all the time. i don't want to. So knock off your bullshit offering half routine. All it does it piss me off. I aplogize to the Yemeni woman for telling your husband he could gargle my sack if he didn't like it. i don't think he understood it was an insult. i don't think you did either, as you two were conversing in some language that sounded like clicks and grunts to me, and when you were finished, neither of you were mad. if i knew how to say gargle my sack in clicks and grunts, I would have said it like that. That way you would have known i wasn't accepting your ridiculous offer.
And to the young man who called and sincerley wanted to buy that car and told me his life story and how you had just moved here from Texas and you needed a car for a door to door sales job, I thank you for sharing all that. And when you asked me if I would finance you myself with $200 down, you should know that when I told you to talk to my room mate, i don't have a room mate. That was me doing my Ronald Reagn impersonation telling you to Well, you really should gargle my sack. Didn't you recognize the voice?
here is how this is going to work. YOU will email me asking any pertinent questions. I will e mail you back with answers. if i don't know, i don't know. Period. I won't call BMW and find out. You can do that.
This would be the time to make any offer you would like. But please, before you do, go to dictionary.com and look up the word reasonable. be advised, i will meet you on MY schedule, not yours. And you will know if you have made a stupid offer by me agreeing to your offer immediatly and telling you to meet me in Enumclaw at the infamous horse ranch.
I will expect green cash no "cashiers checks"
Okay? Any questions about how this is going to work/ Shouldn't be.
Location: Auburn
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1198550185
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