Locked outside in my undies :(
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Locked outside in my undies :(
Last night a couple friends came over and partied, and this morning as they were leaving, they locked the lock on the door knob. I never use the knob lock and I always use the deadbolt.
So this morning I get up and step outside to see what the weather is like and the door locks behind me. I am in my underwear at this point so no keys, no phone. I'm also very hung over and fighting off the wile bowel. I walked over to the pool to use the bathroom there (had to climb the fence to get in), only to find the locker room is locked up. Borrowed a phone from a random chick to try and call my mom because she has a spare key... no dice, she's in the mountains with no signal. So I sit on my porch and mess with the windows. Meanwhile, the cat is eating pizza and making a mess of the living room, and there's nothing I can do to stop her.
Lame.
I finally got in by shaking the hell out of the window in it's track until the latch came undone, then ran to the bathroom and took the most relieving dump in recent memory. The end.
So this morning I get up and step outside to see what the weather is like and the door locks behind me. I am in my underwear at this point so no keys, no phone. I'm also very hung over and fighting off the wile bowel. I walked over to the pool to use the bathroom there (had to climb the fence to get in), only to find the locker room is locked up. Borrowed a phone from a random chick to try and call my mom because she has a spare key... no dice, she's in the mountains with no signal. So I sit on my porch and mess with the windows. Meanwhile, the cat is eating pizza and making a mess of the living room, and there's nothing I can do to stop her.
Lame.
I finally got in by shaking the hell out of the window in it's track until the latch came undone, then ran to the bathroom and took the most relieving dump in recent memory. The end.
