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Old May 13, 2009 | 11:35 AM
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:


http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/0...mmer-as-dildo/

ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
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Old May 13, 2009 | 11:36 AM
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Sad shit, but "jacking off" made me :reechy:
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Old May 13, 2009 | 11:37 AM
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Worse than the saw dildo thing
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Old May 13, 2009 | 11:46 AM
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Worse than the saw dildo thing
srsly that shit is wild
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Old May 13, 2009 | 12:15 PM
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wtf. a jackhammer? she should have just called me.
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Old May 13, 2009 | 01:43 PM
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I saw where they did this in an episode of Drawn Together...but in real life? WTF. :ugh:
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Old May 13, 2009 | 01:56 PM
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Wtf!??


Wtf!????? Wtf!???????
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Old May 13, 2009 | 01:57 PM
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No pic?
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Old May 13, 2009 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by å
wtf. a jackhammer? she should have just called me.
49 year old female construction worker... you sure about that?
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Old May 13, 2009 | 02:04 PM
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I wonder what she was trying to do. Like did she just rub herself?
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