So what do you do when you're in a restroom and theres two urinals side by side with no divider.. And they're kinda low.. ok, REALLY low. And you walk in the 1 urinal is taken as are all the stalls. Do you angle yourself in with your back turned away from the guy? Or do you say fuck it, just let it out?


Or do you do what this guy did tonight and fucking piss while standing 10 feet back and trying to get a look at my cac.

Most uncomfortable homo experience ever: a) I didnt want to get urine shrapnel on myself and b) I felt exposed.

Fucking movie theatre people. Its those goddamn star trek fans and their weird fantasys.

:chuckles:

 

Use the sink

I would just wait for a stall i think.

Side by side urinals are a no no in the guy rule book i thought.

 

^ +1

 

I shake his hand then whip it out

 

I take it out and peer over at his junk and ask "so what are we working with over there"

 

if the urinals are really low i squat down to a comfortable level and go.

if there are no dividers and there's a guy next to the only open one, give his ass a firm slap before you begin

 

i would immediately go more than 10 feet back, and so on

 

use a stall

 

I tell him I'm asian and proceed to pee.... fuck waiting

 

wtf, low urinals?

I don't like peeing next to another dude period, even w/ divider... having a hard time picturing what you're describing but I'd probably wait it out if it seemed weird.
If I had to go so bad I couldn't wait though, I wouldn't give a shit if he's peering at mah junks and just go.