In. Mother fucking slammed at the shop today. Had 4 people lined up at the door before I got there. And today is the day where whatever could go wrong, has gone wrong. The VISA machine down, the passwords to the systems wont accept, I was hungover with the runs...all while a packed showroom full of people. But then I smelled my fingers from the girl last night, and all was good.

So I have this chick that is on call. She hits me (text) at 2am to cruise over. I tell her "come get me bitch." She says "dont call me a bitch." I go "come get me ho". She goes "fine, oh btw my girlfriend is at my place."

Snap.

So the girl-friend is this cutee blond who snowboards and wants to surf and I basically undercut the hoodrat. I tried getting a threeway but it didnt happen. I will have more update because Im sure tonight will bring teh win.

 

in for the threeway

 

My Saturday has been made.

 

 

Evening all! Wrapping up our anniversary weekend in Charleston heading for home tomorrow. Ate so much seafood...

 

Felt hungover all fucking day! Now I'm blazed and going to bed.

 

oh, i miss weekends.

 

Late to the party, but I woke up to my room flooding yesterday. Dude upstairs passed out in his shower, covering the drain so the water spilled onto the floor and began coming through my ceiling. My carpet was soaked, but I acquired a carpet cleaner to remove it post-haste.

 

Relaxing today. Playing in a golf tournament tomorrow and then probably playing Tuesday and Wednesday as well

 

Hit up the gay bar last night... was a blast. I grabbed a big handful of my buddie's fiancee's ass h:



Hangover city today. I ran into a wooden planter box trying to park my car