it doesnt count when you just plain bald fucker h:

 

Grimey hair crew, shit lasts 9 months.

 

hair cells aren't alive and therefore absorb very little. That pretty much makes all that exotic botanical stuff a lot of BS. Basically you need 2 things in shampoo.

1. Cleans Hair.
2. Doesn't dry hair out.

That's how I see it h:

 

Wrong - you hippokrit. You see it as:

1. Lubrickant
2. Stinger for babymaker
3. Ruin sleep for 2 days
4. Do again because you dont learn.

 

I love Pantine.

being in the 'longer than 5"' crew...better product/more pricey does help

When I use cheap stuff like Sauve and what not it does nothing for my hair.

I actually..weirdly enough..use two different shampoos depending on how I wear my hair. I buy the good stuff for when I want to wear my hair straight...and when I just wear it naturally curly...I use cheap suave type stuff because I just scrunch it a little and go. When Im wearing it straight I want it to look shiney..thick..and full...no split ends...

 

I've heard it stings your butt hole if you get it in there too

 

now take that shampoo bottle out of my ass, sit on the edge of the bed and watch me whack off

 

Head and shoulders for life.

I've never had dandruff, but the stuff is good.

 

old school Adam Sandler FTMFW!

 

one of the things that makes me puzzle is when people are still puzzled by other peoples "stupidity"