Hahaha Jesse got caught
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511786,00.html
NEWARK, Ohio — An Ohio man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool, authorities said.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, said that when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Kile Wygle, 28, was hospitalized for minor injuries. He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers, police said. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
NEWARK, Ohio — An Ohio man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool, authorities said.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, said that when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Kile Wygle, 28, was hospitalized for minor injuries. He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers, police said. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
What a fucking stupid ass way to get a DUI. I almost said it would have been better to be in a car but that car is a 3000lbs missle. At least the damage on the stool wouldnt be too bad unless he caused a driver to panic and swerve or some shit like that.



dangerous as fuck