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my coworker keeps farting

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Old 04-01-2009, 09:50 AM
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and it sounds like he shits his pants every time. he is doing this every 10 minutes or so. and the smell keeps lingering over to my cubicle. :wtc:
Old 04-01-2009, 09:51 AM
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fools of april
Old 04-01-2009, 09:51 AM
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hahahahahah he sure got you!
Old 04-01-2009, 09:52 AM
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go over to his desk and shit on it.
Old 04-01-2009, 09:55 AM
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i'd shit in his face and say "April Fools!"
Old 04-01-2009, 10:19 AM
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i am going to shit on his imac if he keeps it up. he just went to the bathroom so hopefully that takes care of it
Old 04-01-2009, 12:58 PM
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update?
Old 04-01-2009, 01:02 PM
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give him the ole cup n stuff
Old 04-01-2009, 01:29 PM
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Walk up to his desk, light a match, stare at him hard like a gangsta, walk out.
Old 04-01-2009, 02:36 PM
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toss a pack of matches on his desk, stare him down and walk away.



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