Dude that has happened with every gf I've ever had, all the way up till I was 25 h:

 

thought it was cause you had to pee?

 

It's part of the parasympathetic of your autonomic nervous system. Won't go into detail, but it's when you're at your rest and digest stage, vessels dilate, and one effect is a bonner. :boink:

 

makes sense, i took a few semesters of that crap, but they never told me about boners

 

One of my exes used to get a little annoyed because I was never soft around her, and she wanted to play with it and make it hard in her hands/mouth whatever.


It was funny.

 

I always wanted to dress mine up for halloween and have a ghost in the pants

 

I probably jerk-it 2-3 times a day on average. If I'm bangin' it ends up being 4-5 orgasms a day.


I still occasionally get random boners - but I just think about other things.

 

!) Pretty sure getting boners when you aren't horny means you're possessed

2) The J-man probably wouldn't approve of jerking it just for the sake of jerking it (unless it's a preemptive jerk, say before a date)

3) I think it says somewhere in the bible that you aren't supposed to wrestle your demon unless you're really horny. I'm paraphrasing there.

 

:rofl: