One of my ex's was way into horoscopes, and from her books, etc, my capricorn-ness was dead-on. But here's where the bullshit comes in:

According to Zoroastrianism, your sign is dependent on what sign you are born under (i.e. the configuration of the stars/planets when you are born). But all that stuff was put onto a calendar a couple thousand years ago, and since then, celestial objects have shifted in relation to the calendar (kinda like if we never had leap-year). So even though I'm a capricorn according to the calendar, I was probably born under a different sign, celestially speaking h: