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Old 03-24-2009, 03:14 PM
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i go to the mens room and there are little baby flies in the urinal and one swimming in the water
i start to piss and one of them flies away and i thought if it landed on my pants i mightve freaked out
overreacting?
Old 03-24-2009, 03:15 PM
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:16 PM
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The worst is when the water over runs onto the floor, you check to see where its flooding from and find out the stall was clogged and there is still shit in it floatin around
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what if it flew into your penis :eek4:
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wutdafuck. was there only one urinal available?? or were all the urinals like that? fucking disgusting. id probably piss and try to shoot them down lol.
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Old 03-24-2009, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 95SiR
wutdafuck. was there only one urinal available?? or were all the urinals like that? fucking disgusting. id probably piss and try to shoot them down lol.
the other one is about 2 in from my crotch area
i need at least 4 in of space or im grossed out
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A least it wasn't a candiru fish :eek5r:

The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat, although this assertion is false. Nonetheless, there was a case in which the victim claimed that the fish jumped while he was urinating thigh deep.[9] They are also probably not attracted to pure urine.[4] It is believed that they are able to enter a human urethra only when it is expanded during urination.[9]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú




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