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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:06 AM
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http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/stor...?storyid=82520

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:07 AM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

dear god ... thats hilarious ... dude was too cheap to spring for the real thing
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:12 AM
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a friggin saber saw....holy cow. I wonder if he split her V down to her A
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:14 AM
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kinda makes me think of the movie 7. :shivers:
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
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dear god ... thats hilarious ... dude was too cheap to spring for the real thing
too cheap to use his own peins?
:thinking:
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:58 AM
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 08:15 AM
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:rofl: I wanna know if he or she for that matter went...I wonder if the blade will cut through. He shoulda filed the teeth off the blade h:
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Kaspin
too cheap to use his own peins?
:thinking:
nah

they actually make these dildo things that are made to go on sawzalls h:

saw it on howard stern one night
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 09:07 AM
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[spoiler="nws"][/spoiler]
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 09:16 AM
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wtf :rofl:
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