I just got home from work. I'm doing 35mph in 35mph zone 4 lane across the street from the Liquor store in Superbad. black/white cat jumps out running. i swerve a little and check my rearview. i guess i caught it square in the middle because i didnt run over any part of it. but i did hear a thud. must have caught the undercarriage.

should i go back? i feel bad.

 

yes. people who own the cat would appreciate it.

 

i'm gonna take a dump, i'll head back with some gloves.

 

it might be one of those things you want to get right on, no homo.

 

yeah i'm out

 

went back and nothing was there, i guess it lived.

 

check your undercarriage

 

oh i saw it in the street in my rear view

 

check your roof.

 

i checked