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Old 02-12-2009, 11:59 AM
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Toothy raccoon bit off manhood



A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece
Old 02-12-2009, 12:00 PM
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:01 PM
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:lmao: damn drunken russians..
Old 02-12-2009, 12:01 PM
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Fuckin Ruskies...
Old 02-12-2009, 12:58 PM
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thats terrible idea

raccoons are mean as hell
Old 02-12-2009, 01:04 PM
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Dude's lucky he didn't get penis rabies.
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sneaky fucking russians.
Old 02-12-2009, 02:06 PM
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I laughed out loud :lmao:
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Originally Posted by Grifter
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH :rofl: wtf!


and they called him a pervert :rofl: :rofl:
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