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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 01:30 PM
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The Pro Bowlers were having a little pool party out in Hawaii yesterday, when Peyton Manning decided to have some fun with young Jay Cutler. With the help of 300-pound linemen Nick Mangold and Kris Dielman, Manning decided it would be just hilarious to throw Cutler in the pool. After all, this was funny in sixth grade, which is where most NFL players are stuck mentally, so it should still be good for some laughs.

Manning, the seasoned prankster that he is, made sure to get Cutler’s cell phone away from him before tossing him into the water. Unfortunately, Peyton and his lineman buddies aren’t used to dunking guys with Diabetes:

"We gave him a Pro Bowl baptism," said Dielman, the star offensive guard of the rival San Diego Chargers.

Great fun. Big laughs. There was just one problem. Cutler is a Type 1 diabetic, and in his pocket was his blood-sugar monitor.

"That was a prank where I thought we were smart enough to get the cellphone out of his pocket," Dielman said. "But then, 'Oops.'"

The monitor was fried by the chlorinated water.

"It was a bad audible on our part," Manning said. "I think we were thinking right, trying to get the cellphone. Then we realize, the guy gets insulin shots. We missed that."
Heck yeah. Fuck sick people.

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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 01:31 PM
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Should have been Rivers and not Cutler at the Pro Bowl.
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 01:31 PM
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blah, nothing serious
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 01:49 PM
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ha ha, good job peyton.
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 02:03 PM
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Good idea, poor execution.

7/10
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 02:04 PM
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nice job
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
Should have been Rivers and not Cutler at the Pro Bowl.
dawt.
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 02:49 PM
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 03:22 PM
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awesome
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 04:36 PM
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his response is fucking awesome

we missed that

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manning is just plain hilarious, i love every commercial that man does
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