Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies~Nelson Mandela

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one~Albert Einstein

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education~Albert Einstein

Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies~Friedrich Nietzsche

 

Meh~H. Simpson

 

"he who hesitates, masturbates"

 

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. hunter s thompson

it has been said that sometimes, something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon half way around the world. chaos theory

vvv look at sig

 

What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

 

Girl: fuck me like I'm al-qeada
Guy: I declare jihad on your pussy

 

Lick it before you stick it.

 

"People begin to become successful the minute the decide to be."

-Harvey MacKay: Newspaper columnist, author, and business motivational speaker.

 

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

and

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco

 

"that is ridiculous to the point of being offensive"