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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:58 AM
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i found 22 expired condoms in a drawer a few days ago
time to put them to some use

go
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:01 AM
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pass them out to teenagers on the street corner

watch all the kids who wind up with kids and laugh h:
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:03 AM
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they are mostly fun colored and flavored, maybe grade school would be more appropriate
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:04 AM
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Fill them with copious amounts of water and throw them out a window.
Blow them up to huge proportions, attach to a ceiling fan and laugh your ass off when guests come over.
Donate them to a charity
Donate them to a kids 5 year birthday party
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:05 AM
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see how long it takes to get ur gf pregnant with those
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:07 AM
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fill them with air and whipped cream then shoot them with a bb gun:dunno:
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:07 AM
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smuggle drugs.
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by cpvdh
they are mostly fun colored and flavored, maybe grade school would be more appropriate
I didn't even know you can use those I thought they were just novelty condoms
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:30 AM
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Stick a sausage in there and ride it
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by NOPD
Stick a sausage in there and have gf ride it, post pics
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