Girlfriend managed to open the door on my BRAND NEW CAR a little too quick, and I now have a chip on the paint of my door. And I can't even get makeup sex cause it's the wrong... timing.

And she just asked me "Are you telling everyone how terrible of a girlfriend I am?". LOL.

*little drunk*

 

you'd better post her boobs online. it's the only rational thing to do.

 

boobs in bra count?

 

post'm up

 

yes ... put a highlighter in the cup. we need personalized verification of said requested boobies.

 

teh fuck ami doing on han so late?

goin to bed

 

DBAA man :nono:

 

:rofl: agreed....

 

still waiting on boobs. h:

 

:rofl: lolli lolli