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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:19 AM
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first day back at work after the Xmas party... there is always a awkrad feeling. Not from me but everyone towards eeryone else.


Friday this fat collegue chick and her friend and i was smoking outside. I said i was cold and heading in... they both started to rub againt me to "heat me up" i just left and said thanks. Now the fat chick is not even looking at me LOL
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
first day back at work after the Xmas party... there is always a awkrad feeling. Not from me but everyone towards eeryone else.


Friday this fat collegue chick and her friend and i was smoking outside. I said i was cold and heading in... they both started to rub againt me to "heat me up" i just left and said thanks. Now the fat chick is not even looking at me LOL
It was because you had a bacon scent from the buffet. Dont let it get to your head.
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:23 AM
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Off today and hungover. Ugh.
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
It was because you had a bacon scent from the buffet. Dont let it get to your head.
trust me she aint getting anywhere close to my head...

She's nasty. I was thinking maybe i would get a BJ from her but even that would gross the fuck out of me. It's not just that she's big she' just nasty. I wouldn't even fuck her with Rico's nano penis.
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:24 AM
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went to a holiday party friday evening before going to my boys party ...

this girl asked me to go so she didnt have to go alone, im like ok whatever. she failed dto tell me that people were dressing up and it was like a NICE party ... i was way underdressed. so i just got fucked up on captain and cokes as quickly as possible. some dude in his late 30's sang the entire do the humpty song without once looking at the karaoke screen :rofl: and then this guy in his 40's requests afroman, i couldnt stop laughing.

met some cool people though, it was a govt xmas party
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:26 AM
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at my last day at work at school.

things i am going to try to accomplish at work today..

-finish dvd background for my demo dvd.
-post book on amazon to sell.
-study for geology final.
-eat chinese food.
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
trust me she aint getting anywhere close to my head...

She's nasty. I was thinking maybe i would get a BJ from her but even that would gross the fuck out of me. It's not just that she's big she' just nasty. I would even fuck her Rico's penis.
you would what?!
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
at my last day at work at school.

things i am going to try to accomplish at work today..

-finish dvd background for my demo dvd.
-post book on amazon to sell.
-study for geology final.
-eat chinese food.
do you have a job yet?

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you would what?!
Ha i was like WTF i thought i said i wouldn't h:
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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
Rico's nano penis.
this

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Old Dec 8, 2008 | 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
do you have a job yet?
oh yeh, i meant to add that to the list.

-find a job h:
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