Get her a rabbit Jae.
:rofl: Or a clone your willy vibe set. You make a mold of your dick and turn it into a dildo or a vibe.
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This thread is hilarious.

 

I did buy her rabbit. Looks sorta like the first picture you posted but has a button for three different types of speed. I call them Mediocre, Warm-up, Hyper Speed. Then the head twists and rotates and shit. But that part broke, only part that works is the rabbits mediocre, warm-up and hyper speed

 

Man forget that shit, I use my penor hands and tongue

 

I usually do, i fully believe in fair exchange. But sometimes you don't feel like doing it, maybe you have other stuff on your mind, but you don't want to leave your partner high and dry. So what do you do, you whip the bunny out, put it to work and use your other hand for the remote or some wii bowling.

 

Vibe on the clit during sex.

 

Anyone else notice that playing video games all those years finally paid off in bed.

Improves finger dexterity and all.

 

:werd: And watching all that hardcore lesbian porn has paid off too. :reechy:

 

I swear Guitar Hero has gave my forearms such a work out that it's increased there endurance and stamina.

 

do you actually get laid?

 

My halo trigger finger is built for speed and pleasure