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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 06:04 AM
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October 28, 2008 • 8:57 am
By Diana Fasanella

Customs seizes sausages hidden in faked dirty diapers

A Texas woman was fined by U.S. Customs after she tried to smuggle links of sausage across the border in what appeared to be soiled baby diapers.

The 21-year-old Mission resident, who was not identified, declared the loaded diapers at the international bridge in Hidalgo, but did not tell inspectors they contained links of chorizo, a spicy pork sausage.

Inspectors were suspicious and looked inside before seizing the makings of a barbecue and fining the woman $300 after the Friday night incident.

Got caught; oh poopie.

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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 06:06 AM
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airbox is the best place for meat products you wanna get across the border :rick:
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 06:40 AM
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you cant bring meat over the border now????
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 06:41 AM
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you cant bring meat over the border now????
cant bring beef from canada :wtc:

at least last time we went up, about a year ago.

thats why we used the airbox
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 07:01 AM
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whats an airbox?
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ShaolinLueb
whats an airbox?
the airbox on a vehicle ... where the air filter goes ... lots of vehicles have some margin of room under or above the filter. no harm no foul for a short distance such as the border crossing
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
the airbox on a vehicle ... where the air filter goes ... lots of vehicles have some margin of room under or above the filter. no harm no foul for a short distance such as the border crossing
doh. i thought you meant like some sort of special box that you buy. lol.
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
cant bring beef from canada :wtc:

at least last time we went up, about a year ago.

thats why we used the airbox
enjoy your madcow. :x
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by reno96teg
enjoy your madcow. :x
:canada:
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by reno96teg
enjoy your madcow. :x
shit dont scare me, just like the TB talk in deer ... cook it and you fine

besides its smoked beef stick, its already cooked and aged. it's amazing and none like it
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