Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife
This came up in my suggested items on Amazon. Dead link, so I found it on Amazon UK.
Wat.

Price: £499.99
Wat.

Price: £499.99
It didn't say how large of a pocket, but I'm sure some cargo pants could fit it into a pocket...
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...



