Post Turtle
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Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' '.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' '.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with'.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' '.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' '.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with'.
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' '.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' '.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with'.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' '.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' '.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with'.
Yea because everyone rises to the presidency on their own right, bush jr had absolutely no help from bush senior or i dunno jeb bush because there was no controversy in Florida right?
Of course everyone belongs at the presidency right? because our current president is doing such a great job at running the country? its only down hill from here right?
and everyone is prepared to be a president because its just like being a governor of Texas and definitely Alaska right? or even the senator of Illinois or Arizona?
Now you're just trying to hard John and bringing in lame jokes...
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Yea because everyone rises to the presidency on their own right, bush jr had absolutely no help from bush senior or i dunno jeb bush because there was no controversy in Florida right?
Of course everyone belongs at the presidency right? because our current president is doing such a great job at running the country? its only down hill from here right?
and everyone is prepared to be a president because its just like being a governor of Texas and definitely Alaska right? or even the senator of Illinois or Arizona?
Now you're just trying to hard John and bringing in lame jokes...
Of course everyone belongs at the presidency right? because our current president is doing such a great job at running the country? its only down hill from here right?
and everyone is prepared to be a president because its just like being a governor of Texas and definitely Alaska right? or even the senator of Illinois or Arizona?
Now you're just trying to hard John and bringing in lame jokes...
srsly?
you take yourself way too serious
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I love it when most of our nation is wanting to vote for the same guy that they have been bitching about for 8 years. And someone that wants to overturn Roe vs Wade. Awesome.
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