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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 2001TEGGSR
She's female. Eventually, she will sue baby daddy for money. h:
not if u lay out a contract.
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 09:13 AM
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unfortunately might not matter for child support. depending how much she is bereaved

but i would definitely lay one out. no oral agreement either.
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by dj02
not if u lay out a contract.
Truff...

I'm not worrying about a contract if she's laying there nekkid asking for a shot of baby batter though. I'd shoot it in her belly button and ask for a few more appointments.
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 10:06 AM
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I'd knock it out the park. She wouldn't know what hit her.
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 10:08 AM
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i'd take male BC pills and pwn her :0
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 10:11 AM
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she's pretty hot, I love girls with long brown hair :yumyum:
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 10:19 AM
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she's a scientist of some sort, and never mentions actually having sex (calling it "the insemination").

still pretty hot though.
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 10:44 AM
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Working with a Bank may be the only way to securely transmit your "goods".
Gentlemen, research this thoroughly. Ma'am, no offense, but I can't not post the following information before too many men jump at the chance to service your needs.
Based on my limited understanding of the law, the current agreement would still leave any known male donor liable for child support, regardless of what is agreed upon. You are chancing that for the next 19 years, this person will not change her mind.
To date, A parent cannot contract to give up the right to receive child support because it is not the parent’s right to give away; it is the child’s. Any contract attempted to waive the right to child support is void.
While it could work out great and there is every reason to believe you are the ideal donor and that she will uphold her side of the pact, think it through.
Condition (1) if no sex is involved: " 'Is the man still liable for child support even if he does not engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but merely provides sperm for artificial insemination and agrees with the mother that there shall be no child support liability' The courts have again consistently said yes"
And if there is sex involved:
"so long as a man engages in an intimate sexual act resulting in the depositing of his sperm with a woman who then becomes pregnant, he is liable for child support"
Morgan, though eccentric, is an expert on the topic. More on paternity can be read here:
http://books.google.com/books?id=yMn...esult#PPA47,M1
It's a tarp.
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 10:44 AM
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Old Sep 24, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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I'd get a vasectomy, then go for it h:
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