Me singing karaoke with the wed one's husband. We're cool with each other h:

 

"hi im epoch. i have humongo hands. i also boned your wife. nice to meet you."

thats some weird shit.

 

That's a dude?

 

Now women will have sex with you because they think they'll get married after you break up with them h:

 

Happens to me a lot. I actually cannot visit Vegas without stopping by to say hi and play some halo with one of my other ex's fiancees.

I'll also stop by one of my other ex's parents' house and have a glass of wine with her parents occasionally, and when I was in Denmark for two weeks, I spent them largely on the couch of one of my other ex's best friends.

I just try not to say things like "Oh, so you know why she likes sex? Cause I taught her how to orgasm" h:

Definitely not the military type of guy. He's the indie type of guy, which is what she likes.

Definition of double win.

 

:rofl:, leaving the country saveded you!

 

you know what this means? TRIM none stop TRIM, tommy lee style TRIM!

 

You're not either, but you still look like a man.

 

Can a brotha get a paperclip?

They blocked facebook and myspace at work.

 

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