In for not being as tired as I thought Id be.

 

Because Football was on last nighth:
:draco:

 

so i guess the house across the street got robbed the other night. so we called our landlord and requested that they put deadbolts on our front and back door.

we also asked if they could put locks on our bedroom doors, because when we moved in, they said that they didn't want locks on the indivdual rooms. they still insisted that they own 23 properties in the next town and have never had locks on bedroom doors and don't need to.. so, i think i'll buy a new door handle this weekend and install that shit myself.

 

In

Tired but who cares, I'm not wasting my days anymore on sleep weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

buy a gun

a .45 on the nightstand is pretty damn reassuring for a good nights sleep

 

So is a tiger but you don't see a lot of people with them

 

got to feed the tiger ... sometimes you forget and they eat you

 

i just don't get why they don't want locks on the bedroom doors.

 

Imagine if you had a giraffe in your bedroom... someone breaks in and they're like, WTF a giraffe, then the giraffe eats them....


Easier to creep in and snuggle with you

 

i break into someones house and see a giraffe or any sort of giant wild animal for that matter ... im gettin the fuck outta there

cuz you know that mofo is crazy as they come