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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Old 09-01-2008, 02:03 PM
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Default The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

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Old 09-01-2008, 02:05 PM
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9 and 7 are redundant to each other
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Old 09-01-2008, 02:07 PM
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I loled at #3 because I pictured a talking gun.
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Number 1 reason I prefer a woman to a gun:

Well... Would you stick your dick in a gun?
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Originally Posted by Pete
Number 1 reason I prefer a woman to a gun:

Well... Would you stick your dick in a gun?
Classy.
Old 09-01-2008, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Pete
Number 1 reason I prefer a woman to a gun:

Well... Would you stick your dick in a gun?
lol. qft
Old 09-01-2008, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by portionsforcam
Classy.
Oh are you being sarcastic? Because I was clearly aiming for classiness with that one.
Old 09-02-2008, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete
Number 1 reason I prefer a woman to a gun:

Well... Would you stick your dick in a gun?
You never know, with all the dick stories lately....
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Number 11: They're really into dudes.



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