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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 04:52 PM
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when you could get this

http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/0...le-motorb.html



Meet the Deus Ex Machina, a wearable motorbike that brings superhero-style transport into the real world (almost). The pretentiously named vehicle clamps to the rider like Ripley's exoskeleton in Aliens, and will power them to 60 mph in just three seconds, topping out at 75 mph.

Of course, even with three wheels the upright design would be unstable at that speed, which is why the skelebike moves the rider into a scary head-first horizontal position as it gets faster. Sensors detect the wearer's movements and send them to 36 pneumatic muscles which control the positioning and steering of the machine.

The name is sadly appropriate. Right now Deus Ex Machina exists only inside a computer, but college-going designer Jake Loniak says that all the tech needed is currently available, right down to those "muscles" which are made by a German company called Festo. To be honest, we don't know whether this is simply preposterous or the greatest motorbike (trike?) we've ever seen. I'd certainly try it out, but flying along at 75 mph with my face inches from the asphalt might be a little too scary.
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 04:54 PM
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Why? because you'd probably get your ass kicked for wearing something that silly
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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video here
http://www.popsci.com/cars/article/2...ble-motorcycle

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looks safe
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 05:07 PM
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looks safe
totally
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 05:09 PM
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I wonder if they have tentacle attachments
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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from that aweful movie, return to oz. hahaha.
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 05:18 PM
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hahaha, wtf. never seen that one h:
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Old Aug 19, 2008 | 05:39 PM
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Interesting concept, but how the hell would you keep your legs up at high speeds? There is nothing under the lower part of the body to hold it up. :thinking:

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Ok, I saw the harness in the video. So how does he plan to keep your feet from falling off the footrests onto the pavement?

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