Post some good ones or ones that you like h:

with the author name please thanks

 

Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and rico is gay



fin

 

Who wrote that?

 

homo

 

A very wise man. His brain collapsed under his own genius.

 

Rico is homo
Rico is gay

when he drops his soap
his only hope
that some poor schmuck
will pick it up
so that he can stick it up his butt

rico is homo
rico is gay

 

It was a serious question :hs: Nevermind h:


Haikus are easy
But sometime they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

 

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth

 

That is an awesome poem Vinnie h: