brb, pretending I'm shy when I'm naked when really I love my titties

 

brb, making random boy think he has chance so he buys me drink

 

brb, sending cell phone noodz to Jesse so he can post them on the internet

 

dumb guys FTW h:

 

brb, wearing the skimpiest outfits out and get mad when guys treat me like a hooker.

 

those are my fav guys

last time i went out with the old roomie and his girl, my girl and our buddy and his girl ... my buddies girl had some guy offer to buy her a drink, she convinced him to buy one for all the girls, im right there watching ... old roomie comes up and flips out cuz this dude is buying drinks. dude bails before he can buy drinks. buddies girl is pissed, buddy is like wtf you do that for dude ... thats money we dont have to spend. old roomie = total douche

 

brb wearing pushup bra and then callin every guy out who looks at my hooters

 

You pretty much stole mine you bitch.

 

did not notice

apologies


brb being a whiny bitch when someone copies me

 

hi my name is skelly