brb tanning till im orange

:rick:

 

brb, telling my gfs about sexxing you, but telling you I told no one and getting mad if you tell

 

brb takeing jokes srsly

 

brb, dangling sex in front of skelly and then taking it away, making him angry and bitter and he'll probably go start a thread about how annoying girls are. I mean, that sounds gay - I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a gay guy now".

 

brb, playin sports a.k.a. chearleading

 

brb trying to make roast beef sound like a good thing

 

brb watching a show about 4 old hookers in new york, omg its like so good

 

and then claim i do have sense of humor and man is the one without humor


so did skelly get butthurt or somfing?

 

brb never taking a dump ever

 

brb, eating 1/3 of my meal, omigosh so full now