brb......have to change my tampon.

 

brb, going to root for the sports team with the cuter outfits.

 

brb i really like you and you treat me so good, i cant date you. i rather be with the guy who beats the shit out of, treats me like shit cause i can change him. just like my past bf's who were the same and i dumped them cause they were assholes who never changed.

 

brb, PMSing everyday

 

brb, gotta take a shit. why are you grossed out?

 

BRB i'm going to have lesbian sex with the friends you'Ve always found really hot... you can look and do me, but you cant fuck her.

 

brb, have to cook for my boyfriend.

 

brb, i forgot to take my birth control for 3 days, so we can't have sex until next month.

 

too bad it's not "have to cook for my fiance

 

i don't reference my gf/fiancee in this thread