brb, i'm not a slut ... it's college i can have drunken sex with as many random guys as i want

 

brb, going to get mad at you for not listening, even though I know I didn't say a damn thing to you about the topic at hand.

 

brb you will not win this argument

 

brb, going to spend $150 to take 1.5 inches off of my hair length.

 

Toni and Guy charges $50 for a hurr cut :run:

 

brb, going to ask my gay bestfriend what Toni and Guy charges.

 

brb going to constantly say i dont trust you even though i'm always talking about how im doing something with this guy or that guy and you only hang out with dudes

 

brb, posting from my iPhone while in line for the Sex and The City movie.

 

BRB, Im going to buy 2 magazine subscriptions from some door to door saleswoman, then get mad when you tell me its a scam and that I can cancel within 3 days, check my bank account yesterday and see that they cashed the checks, get mad when you say, "I told you so"

 

brb got to throw up the food i just ate even though I'm 89 lbs soak and wet.