brb i'm going to get pissed when you say its not required that you do these things

 

or



brb, I'm going to let you know several times over when I've spent my money on you, but whenever you tell me you've spent your money on me, I say "you're the guy, you're supposed to".

 

BRB, Im not giving you a stamp but im going to eat your pierogis

 

haha wtf :rofl:

 

Happened this morning

 

What the fuckkkkkkk :rofl::rofl:

 

brb, I'm going to say that it's gross when you fart, but when I fart, it's "cute".

 

brb texting while driving

 

brb, im going to get pissed when you dont want to come over to my parents and hang out every night because you are financially responsible enough to have moved out of your parents house and would rather spend time somewhere without the parents around constantly

 

brb, when I come back I want to tell you all about my horrible boyfriend, but stay with him for no apparent reason considering you treat me better anyways.