Jesus Fourm Version-Masturbation...ha
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Jesus Fourm Version-Masturbation...ha
snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
The funny part is that almost all of them masturbate anyway, knowing/thinking it's bad, and then just pray afterward and ask for forgiveness.
Nothing like a religion to make you feel bad for something you know you're going to do anyway.
Nothing like a religion to make you feel bad for something you know you're going to do anyway.
scrotal surge
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From: Cali
My father (A minister) didn't tell me NOT to do it, but told me it was better to bust a nut inside of a whore, than allow my seed to hit the sand. :hs:
:rofl: I just called my father and reminded me of this story. His response.... :rofl: I told you THAT???!!!?? Boy.. Do the job yourself. There's too many diseases out there!!!! :lmao:
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From: the OC
funny line:
well uh.. would you take a crap in front of jesus? etc. yeah... so is pooping a sin?
"I like to make sure that everything I do, I would do in front of Jesus, in a physical sense. Obviously I would not want to be masturbating in front of Jesus. Although He is watching from above, He is not here physically. If I saw Jesus physically when I come to physically pleasure myself (with or without lust) then I would definately stop.
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