I wake up at 7:15 am, take a shit, brush teeth and wash face, and throw on some clothes and out the house by 7:30.

 

alarm goes off at 6, turn it off usually, go back to sleep for 40 minutes ... wake up roll around

brush, dress, fill the nalgene water bottle, feed fish, food and water for cats, go downstairs and chat with the store manager for a couple minutes, head to work, stop at corner store for donut and maybe milk or juice, get to work, take morning dump

 

Roll over, say hasta to whatever guy I brought home, take cucumber out, go to work. And repeat.

 

Alarm, shower, dry self, check e-mail, get dressed, eat breakfast (when time allows), brush teeth, goto work, park, go to my desk, turn on my computer, go to kitchen and get oatmeal, meander for a few hours, sit at my desk, do about 1 second of work, get up, meander.

Repeat

 

5:30 wake up
5:35 hop in shower
5:50 eat breakfast
6:00 make lunch
6:15 check email, do minor web surfing
6:25 get dressed
6:30 out the door

 

You eat two breakfasts? You pig.

 

cereal and then oatmeal. I space them out so it is like a 7 meal day

 

You guys have tedious morning routines. I forgot to add, i eat breakfast at work because my gf's dad donut shop is right next door. ,so it takes me no time to prepare breakfast.

 

I feel disgusting if I don't shower in the morning. That and not eating breakfast makes me snack all through the day which isn't good.

eating those donuts will turn phat into fat

 

Wake up @ 6am smoke/shit/shower/shave jump on the train get to work sit at a desk go to lunch come back leave for the day go out and get drunk.