theories like this make me borderline genius
Apr 21, 2008 | 06:08 PM
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theories like this make me borderline genius
i finally found out hos jospeh and mary conceived jesus with no sex. joseph simply rubbed one out and came all over mary's vagina.
cause in health class they said you can just cum in the area and pregnancy can happen.
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Apr 21, 2008 | 06:13 PM
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i finally found out hos jospeh and mary conceived jesus with no sex. joseph simply rubbed one out and came all over mary's vagina.
cause in health class they said you can just cum in the area and pregnancy can happen.
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I still firmly believe she snowballed joseph, he then went down on her and split the semen into her slit.
Apr 21, 2008 | 06:18 PM
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or nothing ever happened
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fail?
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apparently
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she was cheating on Joseph
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