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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:05 PM
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LANSING, Mich. -- A brazen thief stole a boa constrictor by sticking the snake down her pants on Thursday at Preuss Animal House, in Lansing's Old Town.

Surveillance video at the store shows the woman reaching into the snake tank and walking away.

A clerk at the shop said that when he turned his back, the woman snatched up the boa, stuck it in her pants and left.

Word spread quickly about the unusual incident, and there was some concern for the young snake's health.

"This is a very young baby we need it back here right away," said Rick Preuss, the store's owner.

"She brought it back right away and ran out the door before I could even get hold of any law enforcement."

The snake is worth almost $200. Since it is safely back at the store, no charges will be filed.
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:07 PM
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what does it mean that i find that hot
the stealing i mean
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:17 PM
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This might be a better example of just a little too horny.

NWS at all

[SPOILER="~NWS~ For maybe just a little too horny"][/SPOILER]

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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
This might be a better example of just a little too horny.

NWS at all

[SPOILER="~NWS~ For maybe just a little too horny"][/SPOILER]
you fail
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by puffy
you fail
how? She has a vibrator connected to her happy place.
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
how? She has a vibrator connected to her happy place.
nothing is showing up
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by puffy
nothing is showing up
I see it fine.
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:50 PM
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I have a boa in my pants too :hsdunno:
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
I see it fine.
Because it's in your cache. Nobody else can see it
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by KirkLS
Because it's in your cache. Nobody else can see it
fixed?

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