Epoch

So, she left last night's leftovers at my place, at her request I drove over to her work to give them to her. I sat in the parkinglot for about 20 minutes waiting for her to pick it up. When she came out, the conversation went something like this:

"Hey! How are things?"
"Things are exploding in there"
"Exploding? How so?"
(Was expecting a response about things being really busy)
"Like a dog's testicle just exploded"

Apparently, dog's testicles can pop from tumors. The more you know I guess.

KirkLS

She was dropping a hint to never piss her off or you'll meet that dog's fate :eek3:

Epoch

I'd just threaten to tickle her and she'd crawl up into a ball h:


And a conversation we just had:

"So, when should I leave to meet you at your parents"
"Well, it will be a little bit. I'm trying to get out right now, and I'm kinda covered in blood, piss, and vomit..."
"..."
"..."
"So, you'll be showering before, right?"

fathergoat

:rofl: excellent response

k3ifers

horse tranqualizers?

ISP James

how sweet of her to give you the details of her day :hsugh:

tony

she's probably hella cute.. like all the other girls you've date h:

ShaolinLueb

thast hot. did you ask her if she played with them afterwards?

RicoD

Sounds like rebelds dates

Nightshade

Ball buster =/= busted balls