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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 02:46 AM
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jesus haters need not apply

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the
back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10" Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 04:16 AM
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jacking it when your priest makes a house call ftl
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 04:57 AM
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no pro-gun stuff, no care
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 06:25 AM
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more clever than entertaining
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 08:49 AM
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hehe

[SPOILER=bad jesus joke]
Jesus walks into the local Inn and hands the Inn keeper 3 spikes and says "could you put me up for the night?"
[/SPOILER]
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 09:11 AM
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Not really funny
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 09:32 AM
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i :chuckles:
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 10:42 AM
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Smiles. At both.
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 01:00 PM
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:snicker:
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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 01:21 PM
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Hehe, good one.
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