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I want to magically transform into a dolphin...

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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 03:50 PM
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and get fucked by 8 football players :bowdown:
:ugh: no that part is strictly your fantasy
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 03:55 PM
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 03:59 PM
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It'd just be so awesome...


Plus then I could fly up into space right before the world ends.
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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Here you go

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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:06 PM
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What if you screwed up your transformation and ended up into this...

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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
Here you go

Thats fucking awesome. They do alot of things for pleasure apparently

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What if you screwed up your transformation and ended up into this...

I'd move to Phoenix.
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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are dolphins still the only species to have sex for pleasure other than humans?
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:52 PM
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spider monkeys hump everything and everyone, even dudes.


But seriously, if I could transform into an animal, I think it would have to be a falcon or something... maybe a siberian tiger so I could bite someone's head off. Do wookies count? :hs:
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Spec R
are dolphins still the only species to have sex for pleasure other than humans?
nope...a lot of animals do. The best example is Bonobos which are a type of chimpanzee and is our closest relative. They actually have sex in virtually every position. And the most common form of sex is 2 girls.
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
i think i still have that ava
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