Katt Williams - It's Pimpin' Pimpin' Tour
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well, the nite started out with us going to grab a bite to eat. good food & good conversation. during dinner, she asks "do you think we'll get messed w/ being white & sitting on the front row??" LOL....if she had only known
she reaches for my hand to hold as we are leaving to walk to the show, so the vibe is good already
let me just say, the show was OUTSTANDING!!!! pic waaaaaaay below is where our seats were in relation to the stage
can't remember any names, but it started out w/ 2 seperate rappers each doing a short set...1 guy 1 girl. both were pretty damned good.
next were 2 comedians...any older lady that was damned good & the last was a tall chick that looked like a tall thin missy elliott. she was very good as well. near the end of her set, she started talking about oral sex. she asks for all the guys who do it to yell & the room goes wild. then she asks for all the ladies that did it to yell & when they did, she said "guess that was all the white bitches"...then the house lights came up LOL
she came out in the crowd & 1st started messin w/ 2 black girls that were sitting near us. then she locks eyes with amber & i leaned over & said "watch out..she's coming for you in a second".....& she did hehehehe
she comes over & this is how it goes:
her: is this yo man?
amber: it's our 1st date
her: you like the bald men, cause girrrrl i think that shit is sexy (while she's rubbing my head)
amber just nods while she is trying to keep from laughing
her: you suck dick?
amber just turns red & starts laughing
her: let me show you how it is....(turns to me)do you eat pussy?
me: yes!!!
her: see how quickly he answered that!!! ....are you good at it?
me: i have been known to breath thru my ears (crowd goes wild) LOL...amber gets to laughing even more
her: sounds like a good man. you better take him home & fuck him!!
amber just looks at her trying to stop laughing so hard
her: you gonna fuck him
amber is still laughing
her: BITCH i asked you a question!!!!
amber: (laughing hysterically) it's a good possibility
me:
amber grabs my arm w/ both hands & hides her face in my shoulder
the comedienne gives me a high-5 & says "handle yo business mother fuka" & walks back on stage, does a few more minutes & then ends her set
then katt came out. his set was about 1.5hrs & was funny as hell. my sides still hurt from all the laughing. only messing w/ us he did was pointed to us & another couple in the front & says "thank you white people for coming out" LOL
so we leave & decide to goto the bar that everybody goes to on sun nites. little kissing in the car waiting to get out of the parking garage & she puts my hand on her leg & is touching my hand & arm the whole way there. (for those that don't know female flirtation, that is like the guy on the aircraft carrier waving the 2 flashlights towards him...doesn't get much better of a CLEAR sign) LOL
so we get to the club & she immediately orders us both 8-liquor ass kickers that we drink pretty quick & she drags me out on the dance floor for 2 slow songs. she is kissing on my neck & running her fingernails lightly along the back of my neck & head....2 of my "spots" :rick:
so after the slow songs, we walk around & talk to a few friends. she then says it's "patron time", so we have a shot & then dance to a few songs. then a few minutes later, i'm talking to a friend when she brings 2 more shots. so about every 10-15 minutes she brings me & her another round. now i'm not a drinker AT ALL, so the drink when we got there & 3 or 4 shots in about 90 minutes pretty much have me spinning. about 30 minutes goes by & she leans in & asks me if i want another shot, to which i reply "are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me??" she says do you wanna get out of here?
so we went back to my place &...........................................
passed out
i was awaken at about 4:30am by her cell phone ringing & ringing & ringing. i was laying in my bed in only my boxers. she was passed out on top of me in her underwear. she answers her phone & it's her mom (who was babysitting) raising 15 shades of hell cause she isn't home yet. so we get dressed & i drive her to her car. we kiss a few times & as she is leaving, she apologizes cause i "probably didn't have a good time"
:dunno: not the best ending, but i'd still rate it pretty high on the date meter
she reaches for my hand to hold as we are leaving to walk to the show, so the vibe is good already
let me just say, the show was OUTSTANDING!!!! pic waaaaaaay below is where our seats were in relation to the stage
can't remember any names, but it started out w/ 2 seperate rappers each doing a short set...1 guy 1 girl. both were pretty damned good.
next were 2 comedians...any older lady that was damned good & the last was a tall chick that looked like a tall thin missy elliott. she was very good as well. near the end of her set, she started talking about oral sex. she asks for all the guys who do it to yell & the room goes wild. then she asks for all the ladies that did it to yell & when they did, she said "guess that was all the white bitches"...then the house lights came up LOL
she came out in the crowd & 1st started messin w/ 2 black girls that were sitting near us. then she locks eyes with amber & i leaned over & said "watch out..she's coming for you in a second".....& she did hehehehe
she comes over & this is how it goes:
her: is this yo man?
amber: it's our 1st date
her: you like the bald men, cause girrrrl i think that shit is sexy (while she's rubbing my head)
amber just nods while she is trying to keep from laughing
her: you suck dick?
amber just turns red & starts laughing
her: let me show you how it is....(turns to me)do you eat pussy?
me: yes!!!
her: see how quickly he answered that!!! ....are you good at it?
me: i have been known to breath thru my ears (crowd goes wild) LOL...amber gets to laughing even more
her: sounds like a good man. you better take him home & fuck him!!
amber just looks at her trying to stop laughing so hard
her: you gonna fuck him
amber is still laughing
her: BITCH i asked you a question!!!!
amber: (laughing hysterically) it's a good possibility
me:
amber grabs my arm w/ both hands & hides her face in my shoulder
the comedienne gives me a high-5 & says "handle yo business mother fuka" & walks back on stage, does a few more minutes & then ends her set
then katt came out. his set was about 1.5hrs & was funny as hell. my sides still hurt from all the laughing. only messing w/ us he did was pointed to us & another couple in the front & says "thank you white people for coming out" LOL
so we leave & decide to goto the bar that everybody goes to on sun nites. little kissing in the car waiting to get out of the parking garage & she puts my hand on her leg & is touching my hand & arm the whole way there. (for those that don't know female flirtation, that is like the guy on the aircraft carrier waving the 2 flashlights towards him...doesn't get much better of a CLEAR sign) LOL
so we get to the club & she immediately orders us both 8-liquor ass kickers that we drink pretty quick & she drags me out on the dance floor for 2 slow songs. she is kissing on my neck & running her fingernails lightly along the back of my neck & head....2 of my "spots" :rick:
so after the slow songs, we walk around & talk to a few friends. she then says it's "patron time", so we have a shot & then dance to a few songs. then a few minutes later, i'm talking to a friend when she brings 2 more shots. so about every 10-15 minutes she brings me & her another round. now i'm not a drinker AT ALL, so the drink when we got there & 3 or 4 shots in about 90 minutes pretty much have me spinning. about 30 minutes goes by & she leans in & asks me if i want another shot, to which i reply "are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me??" she says do you wanna get out of here?
so we went back to my place &...........................................
passed out
i was awaken at about 4:30am by her cell phone ringing & ringing & ringing. i was laying in my bed in only my boxers. she was passed out on top of me in her underwear. she answers her phone & it's her mom (who was babysitting) raising 15 shades of hell cause she isn't home yet. so we get dressed & i drive her to her car. we kiss a few times & as she is leaving, she apologizes cause i "probably didn't have a good time"
:dunno: not the best ending, but i'd still rate it pretty high on the date meter
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yeah...overall, i give the nite a solid 8.5
only slight hint of fail, but no need to say this:
saw her tonite. was mildly awkward, but we talked & are trying to work out when we can go out again....told her no more patron next time LOL
only slight hint of fail, but no need to say this:
saw her tonite. was mildly awkward, but we talked & are trying to work out when we can go out again....told her no more patron next time LOL
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i don't think she did....i think the awkwardness of it was the wondering if we did or didn't. i told her i think we both intended to...but we passed out before it happened. we had a good conversation about it & she said she would like to go out again cause she had a very good time w/ me
