I was at a bar crawl this afternoon, and at one of the bars, this woman asks me if I am waiting in line for the bathroom. I say yes (I wasn't) and her and two of her friends follow me in. I stand up to the urinal while the women take turns using the stall, and kinda just stand there holding my junk. I went through every line I could think of to try and turn this into something better than what it was, including:

"Oh, I am a little gun shy" when asked why I hadn't started to pee
"It's okay, I have nothing to hide" in response to one saying not to look
"Last time I had three women in a bathroom with me, it wasn't to pee" when asked if I was nervous
"I need some encouragement" when I was running out of ideas

So, was there more I could do?

 

you blow more then just opportunities

 

I thought bars has women bathroom or were they ts?

 

English?

 

ts is u r

 

hey puffy you dropped something

 

Long line. I should have asked the tan one with the perfect breasts to show me her tits.

 

Id say you didnt have a chance to begin with :shrug:

 

Probably right, but I guess it is best to try and fail than to never know.

 

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