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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:11 AM
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on break..... it's gonna be a long day :hsugh:
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:12 AM
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tell them you hate white people and that you make the burrito
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:12 AM
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4 words that can get you out of it:


"Kill all the Jews!"
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:16 AM
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rofl, tempting... :rick:

I seriously hope that I don't get picked. :noes:

this is usually my day off and tomorrow, too..

alright, gonna go sit down and read my book.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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tell them you're actually an illegal alien
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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tell them your text is centered
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:30 AM
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I had jury duty once, I didn't even go as far as jury selection. Just spent 4 hours with 200 of my closest friends in an auditorium, and then went home.

I wouldn't have minded being on a jury as long as it wasn't more than a day or two, I think it's a good way to give back to the justice system and it would have been interesting to see how it all works.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:30 AM
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tell them you want some taco bell
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:35 AM
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Give them Hell soldier
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:57 AM
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Tell them you did it.
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