This story is not for the faint of stomach. But this is one of those "friend of a friend of a friend" true stories that I found both hilarious and revolting last night.


So a friend of my friend's friend is at a bar and starts chatting it up with this girl. Things are going well and they're making out and what not, meanwhile getting really intoxicated. So they head back to her place and by this time, the guy is pretty drunk.

They start going at it and he goes down on her. As he's playing around down there, he hears her say "find the jolly rancher". So he's not quite sure what that means, maybe just some weird sex talk or something, so he goes back to his work. So he's tounging away, and comes across this mysterious object in her pussy. It's about the size of a jolly rancher, but not quite as hard, and doesn't have the same consistency. Like the drunk ass mother fucker he is, he swallows it. Like it really is a piece of candy.

Their night ends, they part ways. A week or two goes by, he starts getting a really bad rash all over his jaw and face. He's pretty scared about it so he goes to the doctor. The doctor inspects the rash closely and finally comes to the conclusion that he is having a chlamydia breakout on his face.

The guy starts getting really confused. He's like "Well...I was going down on this chick and I remember swallowing something from insider her vagina...". The doctor responds in a very matter-of-fact voice: "Oh. That was probably just a glob of her vaginal discharge caused by the chlamydia."



:ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh:

 

ewww

 

:barf:

edit: i would go and find that chick, pretend like nothing happened, and that i wanted to get at it again..... just when she least expected it, id punch her right in the box :uhhok:

edit again: this is why you dont involve your mouth with strange girls...

 

:rofl: If I was a chick with chlamydia I'd so do the same thing.

 

fake.

 

hmm. I remember watching slide shows of STDs in highschool. I don't think I could mistake vaginal discharge for candy. The person showed a slide of one disease and said "cauliflower dick". i lold.

 

Maybe my storytelling skills are just so good, you thought it was too good to be true

 

Actually, I thought this story was going to be about an incredibly fat chick and him finding a JR in her vag. Would you eat it? Now that's a story.

 

Depends, I hate the yellow ones.

 

The green apple ones are bomb.com.