The taste of any wine makes me gag.

I can release gas from my stomach on a whim (not burping, it's different)


If I roll pressure on my stomach you can hear gas pockets moving
I'm partially deaf yet can hear a cellphone vibrate in a car when the music is loud


My rate of healing is probably 20x that of a normal person. day of my wisdom teeth extraction, the sockets were already sealed and healed


i can sense movement when i'm not looking


also to my partial deafness, when i sleep i hear EVERYTHING....when i lived with my parents i would be up for hours instead of sleeping because i could "hear" low-level frequencies caused by a power plant over 10 miles from the house - and they were loud and droning


there's more

 

Good thing you're in the armed forces and removed from interacting with normal society.

Weirdo! :fawk:

 

elephantitis of the wang.

 

That's a common internet disease....

 

You should have joined the Justice League of America or the Legion of Superheros instead of the USAF h:

 

:rofl: well done al

 

:rofl::rofl:

10/10

 

I have a huge head, and it's still getting bigger. Lids doesn't carry my size, even on their website.

 

I post on han.

 

:rofl:

I suffer from that :hs: