I was watching the Warriors game tonight, and remembered that I hadn't opened the package yet. So, I went into my room and grabbed it from underneath a pile of clothes. I looked at it for the best way to open it in case I decided to try and reseal it.

I started to open it from where the envelope top seals, and began to pull it apart. At this point I can see the logo on the top of the packing slip, and I get more curious...but can't read anything more. The envelope started to rip, so I said fuck it and just ripped it open...including across the pink label for their address correction. I guess I'm fucked and can't get out of this if it goes bad. Jail time is imminent.

I pulled out the packing slip...or what I thought was a packing slip. It turned out to be a letter from the company to the "company" the guy next door had, thanking them for their support of the business during times of change. :jerkit: How gay, it wasn't even a fucking order. Now I don't feel too bad...in fact, kinda disappointed.

I see two small, gray boxes at the bottom of the envelope, so I pull them out. I shake them, and hear some parts rattling around inside. Here goes nothing, I open the first box.

[SPOILER="whats in teh box?"]They were fucking mini 10' tape measures with the sending company's logo on the side.

The end.[/SPOILER]

 

In. :chuckles:

 

hahahhahhahhahha wtf.???

so how did this all start?

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: hahaha :rofl:

 

Original thread:

https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...d.php?t=288457

Jani follow up thread:

https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...d.php?t=288981

 

wopics

 

hmm thanks for linking the original stories.

 

hahahahhahaha

 

wow, all that for nothin.

 

So much drama.... for a pair of tape measures. :rofl: