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You walk in and it smells like the stuff they clean Mcdonald's with
The waitresses are all fugly and overweight.
Everything you order comes with 4 buttermilk pancakes with a blob of fake butter on top
Food is gross and the decor is shitty.
Fake maple syrup
the list goes on and on