Originally Posted by unknown

There's a theory that toilet paper actually destroys the balance of your anus's natural oils. The cycle might go this way: your anus produces natural oils, and after a few days, starts to feels shitty,slipper and dirty. So, you wash your anus with detergent, which strips away the grease. Then your anus fights back by producing more oils.

But what happens if you don't toilet paper your anus? Well, the theory says that your anus will get more shitty, greasy and smelly, but after six weeks it will become sweeter smelling, bouncy and the natural balance will have been restored.

Are you up for the challenge? You can share your experience here. Tell us what reaction you've had from friends, is your anus itchy, does it really bounce back and feel restored after 6 weeks of not wiping?

And how much money have you saved? We want you to tell us what your experience is like. You might help prove or disprove this controversial theory

Originally Posted by dubcac

Shells?